- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

What's 4+7 47

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why is pi? Because circles.