What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

twilight

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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