- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

The Braves win the N.L. east

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

An asian without a future.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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