- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

ROSS G IS OBESE

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