Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

a potato flew around my room

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Seth stock has a large penis

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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