That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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