Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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