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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

asian, do math

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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