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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

your father died

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

THIS IS an anti-joke.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Win and Beau have no friends

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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