a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Pain Olympics.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Darude - Sandstorm

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

E= McVagina

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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