call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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black guy graduating high school

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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123 Main street

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Drunk irish man

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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