- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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