How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Pickles

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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