- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Dubstep < Music

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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