Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Punch line.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Yes. Just Yes.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

you just contradicted yourself.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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