- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

obama's promises

liam buchan is gay !

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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