Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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poo is yummy

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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