Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Women's Rights.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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