- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why? Whats wrong?

Keep up the fun Nero!

A guy has cancer. He dies.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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