If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Get in the Batmobile.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Kenny died. The Bastards.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Dick spice

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

twilight

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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