what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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