Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Soccer...

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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