Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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