A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Butt Sex.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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