What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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