what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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