What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Welcome To Facebook

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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