- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.