yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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