Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Mrs. Welsh

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What's the deal with airline food?

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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