Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Knock Knock! Come in!

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Get in the Batmobile.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Dick spice

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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