- Anti Joke

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

A walrus walks into a bar

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!