Women.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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