sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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