Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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