Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Comedy.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

knock knock Come in!!!

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

womens rights

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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