- Anti Joke

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!