this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Hi? No!!!!!

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