Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Pen15

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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eloise dey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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