- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

my friend is gay hes gay

Knock knock, Come in...

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

I Have a Black Friend

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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