- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What's 4+7 47

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What's big and fat? An obese man.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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