- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take off your shoes.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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This one time at band camp....

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

i'm funny

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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