- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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