- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Comedy.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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