- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Hello Braydon

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

whoa there

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.