If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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