What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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bum sex lol

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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