Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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The WNBA

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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This one time at band camp....

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Take off your shoes.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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