Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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what do u call a black person by his name

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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