- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Stephen Walking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

no

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Samantha

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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