Men, get on the boat.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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