How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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You smell like shit

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Pinus Testicles

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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