Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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