Samantha

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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