- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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