what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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obama leadership

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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