- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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