What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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