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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

A walrus walks into a bar

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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