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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

what do u call a black man a black man

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Spread the net.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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