Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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An asian without a future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Jason Connor.

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my namew is jd

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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