Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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