Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anagram.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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