Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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oh hiya come in

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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