- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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