What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

How do you spell eight? 8

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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