- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Where would canada be without nature? still here

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

liam buchan is gay !

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

knock knock who's there police

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Wombat monkey juice.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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