Women's rights...

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Pinus Testicles

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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