I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Your mom.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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who is mark

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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