Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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save water shower with friends

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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