- Anti Joke

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.