- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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