- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Pinus Testicles

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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