why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

WNBA

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Joey mayer's face

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

FAP

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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